If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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