do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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