im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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