We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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