When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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