Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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