whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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