walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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