That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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