i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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