we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
wow bdsm is so cute
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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