Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
How does one acquire holy water?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
