My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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