the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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