So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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