it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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