2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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