You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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