This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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