But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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