i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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