id be glad to
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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