i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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