..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just google imaged poop.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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