...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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