i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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