so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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