I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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