i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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