We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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