I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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