now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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