I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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