I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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