No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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