IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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