You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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