this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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