you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
PANTIES FOUND
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