I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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