my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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