just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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