apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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