I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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