If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
