when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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