: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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