New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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Semen is not good for contacts.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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