i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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