Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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