So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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