So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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