I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He better not be in your backpack
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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